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Some dating experiences from members of dating sites. I haven't added, deleted, or altered any of the content except to remove any names. Apart from that, they are reproduced exactly as they were written. 
 
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 From a male: One of the scariest dates i have ever been on a dinner date things were going great , the lady told me she had a 16 year old son , dinner almost finished and 5 kids arrived at resturant and said hey mum need some cash it seems 6 kids a little scary , looking for nearest exit couldnt get out fast enough
meet a gourgess lady , meet several times , made me weak at the knees , turns out shes married , lovely lady but no cigar
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From a female: Met a guy from here, things werent too bad, until he started going nutty because he couldnt keep his blood sugars under control. 
Turns out he wasnt just nutty then either. Got into my house and took things while i wasnt there, should have got the bugger for breaking and entering  

From a female: Best : met a great guy who mails me rings me, every now and again calls in to see me. He has been a real friend more than he knows  Worst: This guy would mail me then block me, he would talk to me on msn then delete me. I finally gave in and gave him what he wanted after many months, on the agreement he would leave me alone. Then things seemed great lol, he asked me did I know anyone that could be his FB. After he asked a certain person and she said NO I got deleted again  But hey I got a great laugh cause he lies like hell on his profile and then wonders why we females get mad..
  
Worst one was when he took me out to dinner, then proceeded to send and receive texts all night.
I texted him to say thanks, but I'm outa here.
The best? Has yet to be...

From a male: I've had some good ones, can't really pick between them.
The worst would be a simple first meeting for coffee though.
We'd barely sat down before she was asking what way round I like the bed facing, what school will I enroll the kids at when I move in, would she have to buy my dog a kennel or would I bring one.
I gulped my coffee so fast I burnt my mouth then told her I'd forgotten an urgent appointment and bolted, got in the car and waved without even winding down the window.
Worst.... was meeting a guy for pizza, arranged a sitter etc and turned up 5 minutes early, sat there for 20 minutes and he didn't show up. I politely emailed him when I got home saying I hope he was ok as I assumed he'd been in an accident on the way to meet me.. he emailed back with "sorry decided I didn't want a relationship" IT WAS ONLY PIZZA FFS, I wouldn't have asked him to marry me until the second date!!
Best... Hard to say as I've had lots of "nice" first meetings.

From a female: I meet someone for coffee
he turn out to be sixty, married, 5 children, and he wanted me to be his mistress. I smelled bad and his breath nearly knocked me out, what a winner he turned out to be

From a female: Worst: Was a guy I invited over for coffee. He arrived and it turned out he know my ex-hubby. He was VERY pushy about having a relationship (it was only coffee ffs) and I wasn't. Boy did he get stroppy *shudder*
Best: The day I met **** 

From a female: went out for dinner and before i had finished my last mouthful and wine , he'd paid and grabbed me. took me outside and said it was time to go back to his place for sex....wtf??? i was outa there so fast.
best? a coffee where he didnt even bring sex up and we laughed.

From a male: similar case with me
only it was bad because her 11yr old daughter was permitted to climb into bed with us (on my side) and i was nearly naked.. I got out quick
 
From a male: The best and the worst.
The best was easily *****, I can name names, because she's gone and I've got nothing bad to say about her. She came down from a sleepy little town she didn't belong in , we went out for a night of dinner and dancing, then spent the night "Holding hands and talking".
No, actually I screwed her brains out over a period of about eight hours.
 
The worst? that would be the girl who trapped me in a relationship with Herpes, didn't tell me till it was too late. I even stood by her side with it while her mother passed away. Turns out she didn't care about anything other than the will in the end anyway. Oh, and she cheated on me too. An excellent catch huh?
 
From a female: Worse: Agreed to met a guy for coffee. He txt me 12 times during the afternoon to make sure I was still coming. I sent him a txt as I was late leaving work and would be a few minutes late. From then on I had constant txts from him "how far away are you?" I so wanted to send back "I'm running in the other direction as fast as I can NOW!!" but was good and didn't. Got to the coffee shop, introduced myself (as you do) to have him try and kiss and cuddle me (I'd already told him in convos that I'm a "don't touch me unless I ask you" sort of person). He then proceeded to tell me that HIS woman don't have short hair - so I would have to grow it, and how my children would have to be very well behaved as he wont tolerate misbehaving kids. My reply - apart from See YA was I love my hair short it wont be grown and you don't have to worry about my kids behaviour because you will never meet them.
Best: When I met my man. I felt like I wanted to cuddle him as soon as I saw him - and did. He gave me a kiss on the cheek and then wouldn't let go of my hand for about an hour. We spend the whole time talking and laughing and actually forget to eat the Pizza we had bought for dinner. 3 days later he went home.
 
From a female: most of mine hve been quite nice
MOST EMBARRASSING:
A walk around western springs pond with my date and some chocolate cake for the ducks.
There were 2 sitting on an island in the water,,,,i was throwing the cake,,,,and got real pissed off when they didnt eat it.
I said to my date *WHY WONT THEY EAT IT?, DONT THEY BLOODY LIKE CAKE?
he said,,,*umm those are decoys, thats why they arent moving, theyre not real*
 

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